{"id":1325,"date":"2006-10-26T16:37:33","date_gmt":"2006-10-26T20:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=1325"},"modified":"2006-10-26T16:37:33","modified_gmt":"2006-10-26T20:37:33","slug":"sticking-it-to-the-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=1325","title":{"rendered":"Sticking it to the Man."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Robert Moore  fighting the good fight.\" id=\"image1324\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/10\/kid.jpeg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Three-year-old Robert Moore found a way once again to <a title=\"Yahoo News:  Toddler gets stuck in vending machine\" href=\"http:\/\/news.yahoo.com\/s\/ap\/20061024\/ap_on_fe_st\/toy_toddler\">beat the system&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Moore attempted playing by rules (which were clearly stacked against him), spending his dollar bill on a shity toy that&#8217;s been locked away for the last 15 years.\u00a0 As we all know you can&#8217;t get anything decent out of those crane machines.\u00a0 We all learn the hard way.\u00a0 Not Bobby Moore.\u00a0 He throws caution to the wind and goes for it.\u00a0 Moore learned early on in life\u00a0 it&#8217;s every man for himself.\u00a0 I pose this question:<\/p>\n<p>Who&#8217;s playing who?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Three-year-old Robert Moore found a way once again to beat the system&#8230; Moore attempted playing by rules (which were clearly stacked against him), spending his dollar bill on a shity toy that&#8217;s been locked away for the last 15 years.\u00a0 As we all know you can&#8217;t get anything decent out of those crane machines.\u00a0 We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-common-man","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-ln","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1325"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1325\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1325"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1325"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1325"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}