{"id":1533,"date":"2006-11-21T23:56:06","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T03:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=1533"},"modified":"2006-11-21T23:56:06","modified_gmt":"2006-11-22T03:56:06","slug":"lies-sweet-little-lies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=1533","title":{"rendered":"Lies, Sweet Little Lies."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Digging<\/p>\n

When I was about eight my brother and I were part of this summer day camp\/field trip thing called Discover Columbus where we would go to different places in Columbus each day on a bus. Not a school bus but a COTA<\/a> bus. One of our stops was the campus of Ohio State University<\/a> where we got to eat lunch and play football at Ohio Stadium<\/a>. On our walk to the stadium we stopped by this marker that our group leader told us lead straight to China. The whole ‘if you dig a whole right here you’ll end up in China<\/a>‘ thing.\u00a0 I bought that bullshit for a long time.<\/p>\n

Fast forward about 13 years and I’m taking a Geology<\/a> class at Ohio State and our professor gives us a tour of the campus and he points out the same marker. Not sure the signifigance but it definitly had nothing to do with China. So now I find this site<\/a> that uses google maps<\/a> to let you ‘dig a whole’ and see where it ends up. Needless to say digging a whole in Columbus, Ohio doesn’t get you even fucking close to China.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I was about eight my brother and I were part of this summer day camp\/field trip thing called Discover Columbus where we would go to different places in Columbus each day on a bus. Not a school bus but a COTA bus. One of our stops was the campus of Ohio State University where […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thought","category-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-oJ","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}