{"id":1571,"date":"2006-02-05T13:18:29","date_gmt":"2006-02-05T18:18:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=1571"},"modified":"2006-02-05T13:18:29","modified_gmt":"2006-02-05T18:18:29","slug":"contrary-to-popular-belief-norm-does-not-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=1571","title":{"rendered":"Contrary to Popular Belief Norm Does Not Suck."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"brokencar_2.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/brokencar_2.jpg\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"brokencar_1.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/brokencar_1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Last weekend my car got rear-ended on the way home.  Since then I&#8217;ve been dealing  unsuccessfully with the insurance company.  As you can see it looks as if a shark has taken a bite out  of the side of my car.  I called and made the claim the night of the accident and then after 3 days of  not hearing from them I decided to call my local agent.  When I called (in the height of my frustration) I got a message  that simply said, Norm, my agent was out of the office for the next ten days.  This didn&#8217;t sit well with me so I left a message:<br \/>\nNorm Sucks.<\/p>\n<p>Thinking that was the end of the matter, I got a call back almost immediately that went to my voice mail. Basically Norm&#8217;s daughter doesn&#8217;t think he sucks. You can listen to the message by clicking <a title=\"Black Hand Productions:  MP3.\" href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/media\/Insurance.mp3\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last weekend my car got rear-ended on the way home. Since then I&#8217;ve been dealing unsuccessfully with the insurance company. As you can see it looks as if a shark has taken a bite out of the side of my car. I called and made the claim the night of the accident and then after [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,15],"tags":[104,263],"class_list":["post-1571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bronder-luck","category-random-thought","tag-columbus","tag-norm-coleman"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-pl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1571"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1571\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}