{"id":1581,"date":"2006-08-08T21:20:36","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T01:20:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=8"},"modified":"2006-08-08T21:20:36","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T01:20:36","slug":"mets-game-new-shirt-bad-parenting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=1581","title":{"rendered":"Mets Game:  New Shirt &amp; Bad Parenting."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image5\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/mets_phillys_1.jpg\" alt=\"Mets - Philly's 1\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image6\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/mets_phillys_2.jpg\" alt=\"Mets - Philly's 2\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n*Note:  Click on the images below to view larger images.\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/3.jpg\" title=\"Mets Game image 4\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image12\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/3.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Mets Game image 4\" \/><\/a><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/5.jpg\" title=\"Mets Game image 6\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image14\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/5.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Mets Game image 6\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/4.jpg\" title=\"Mets Game image 5\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image13\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/4.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Mets Game image 5\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/3.jpg\" title=\"Mets Game image 4\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image11\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/2.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Mets Game image 3\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/1.jpg\" title=\"Mets Game image 2\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image10\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/1.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Mets Game image 2\" \/><\/a><a class=\"imagelink\" href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/0.jpg\" title=\"Mets Game image 1\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image9\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/0.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"Mets Game image 1\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Last night we went to another <a href=\"http:\/\/newyork.mets.mlb.com\/NASApp\/mlb\/index.jsp?c_id=nym\"_top\">Mets<\/a> game and as you can see I&#8217;m sporting my new (free) t-shirt.  I&#8217;m all about the free t-shirt.  The Mets ended up <a href=\"http:\/\/sports.espn.go.com\/mlb\/recap?gameId=260806121\"_top\">killing<\/a> the Phillies 8-1, with Jose Reyes&#8217; <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Grand_slam_%28baseball%29\"_top\">Grand Slam<\/a> in the fourth inning to more or less put the game away.  The seats were great except for two things:<\/p>\n<p>1.  The child behind me was screaming for literally 3 innings for cotton candy.  This was a nonstop scream, no tears, just screaming.  The mother acted as if nothing was happening so I had to use every ounce of <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Will_power\"_top\">will power<\/a> to refrain from killing the child.  The funny thing is if this was a drunk person cursing for three straight innings I have to believe he would be removed.  No such luck.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image7\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/kiddancing.jpg\" alt=\"Kiddancing\" \/><\/p>\n<p>2.  Then there was this kid, who decided it was socially acceptable to dance at every chance.  Sorry kid, but I&#8217;m predicting a rough next couple of years for you.  Download the video <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onesmallstepband.com\/bronder\/images\/kiddancing.mov\"_top\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>*Note: Click on the images below to view larger images. Last night we went to another killing the Phillies 8-1, with Jose Reyes&#8217; will power to refrain from killing the child. The funny thing is if this was a drunk person cursing for three straight innings I have to believe he would be removed. 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