{"id":1818,"date":"2006-09-17T21:54:44","date_gmt":"2006-09-18T02:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=893"},"modified":"2006-09-17T21:54:44","modified_gmt":"2006-09-18T02:54:44","slug":"the-sequel-worst-airlines-ever-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=1818","title":{"rendered":"The Sequel: Worst Airline(s) Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Columbus,<\/p>\n

So when I finished the last post at around 6am before boarding my flight I never imagined the saga had just begun.\u00a0 My flight to Columbus (via Washington) was on time and everything was going fine until we got directly above Columbus.\u00a0 Our captain got on the intercom and notified us that we would be redirected to Indianapolis.\u00a0 This is about the time I said ‘What the Fuck’ as loud as anyone has on an airplane in a long time.\u00a0 Granted I had headphones on so who knows how really loud my cry for help was.<\/p>\n

The rationale given for our detour was really amazing.\u00a0 The visibilty over Columbus was not suitable for our landing and our fuel level was too low to go into a holding pattern.\u00a0 Now I’m not really sure how long we would have held in the pattern but I’m willing to bet it was less time than it took to fly to Indianapolis.\u00a0 So we land in Indianapolis, fuel up, dump the shitter and sit and wait for another 45 minutes.\u00a0 Let less we forget I had football tickets<\/a>, probably the only OSU game I’m going to see all year and I didn’t land in Columbus until after kickoff.\u00a0 Needless to say I despise Air Travel.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So when I finished the last post at around 6am before boarding my flight I never imagined the saga had just begun.\u00a0 My flight to Columbus (via Washington) was on time and everything was going fine until we got directly above Columbus.\u00a0 Our captain got on the intercom and notified us that we would be […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,19],"tags":[25,104],"class_list":["post-1818","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bronder-luck","category-travel","tag-air-travel","tag-columbus"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-tk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1818"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1818\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1818"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1818"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1818"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}