{"id":20,"date":"2006-08-24T14:13:40","date_gmt":"2006-08-24T18:13:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=20"},"modified":"2006-08-24T14:13:40","modified_gmt":"2006-08-24T18:13:40","slug":"scientists-to-pluto-fuck-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=20","title":{"rendered":"Scientists to Pluto:  Fuck Off."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image22\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/08\/pluto2.jpg\" alt=\"pluto2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Well it&#8217;s offical, <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Pluto\" TARGET=\"_top\">Pluto<\/a> is no longer a planet thanks to the &#8216;Sceintists&#8217;.  A group of men in white coats got together the other day and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.npr.org\/templates\/story\/story.php?storyId=5703014\" TARGET=\"_top\">decided<\/a>  that we&#8217;ve been misled for the last 76 years.  Pluto is now a &#8216;Dwarf Planet&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>Whatever.<\/p>\n<p>Does that mean my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nasa.gov\" TARGET=\"_top\">favorite space agency<\/a> will stop sending broken shit into space&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well it&#8217;s offical, Pluto is no longer a planet thanks to the &#8216;Sceintists&#8217;. A group of men in white coats got together the other day and decided that we&#8217;ve been misled for the last 76 years. Pluto is now a &#8216;Dwarf Planet&#8217;. Whatever. Does that mean my favorite space agency will stop sending broken shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","category-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-k","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}