{"id":256,"date":"2006-05-30T21:13:34","date_gmt":"2006-05-31T01:13:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=256"},"modified":"2015-01-19T08:18:37","modified_gmt":"2015-01-19T15:18:37","slug":"urban-beach","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=256","title":{"rendered":"Urban Beach."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bronder\/156841154\" title=\"IMG_2456.JPG by Nik Bronder, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm1.staticflickr.com\/68\/156841154_8f2af9c3a2_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"IMG_2456.JPG\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bronder\/156841301\" title=\"IMG_2457.JPG by Nik Bronder, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm1.staticflickr.com\/54\/156841301_86fe791207_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"IMG_2457.JPG\"><\/a><br \/>\nTo celebrate <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Memorial_day\" target=\"_top\">Memorial Day<\/a> we headed to the beach&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/watertaxibeach.com\/\" target=\"_top\">Water Taxi Beach<\/a> that is. The beach lacked access to water but did have a bar (which is always worth a couple points in my book). I managed to work on my <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Farmer's_tan\" target=\"_top\">farmers tan<\/a> as well as my sunglass burn. For some reason the only beer they had was some kind of German beer that didn&#8217;t set well in the heat.<\/p>\n<p>To describe the beach properly I only need two words:<br \/>\n1. Concrete<br \/>\n2. Sand<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To celebrate Memorial Day we headed to the beach&#8230; The Water Taxi Beach that is. The beach lacked access to water but did have a bar (which is always worth a couple points in my book). I managed to work on my farmers tan as well as my sunglass burn. For some reason the only [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-48","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6609,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions\/6609"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}