{"id":2562,"date":"2007-11-02T08:36:14","date_gmt":"2007-11-02T13:36:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2561"},"modified":"2007-11-02T08:36:14","modified_gmt":"2007-11-02T13:36:14","slug":"game-on","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2562","title":{"rendered":"Game On."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/aleqm5ghq0cmhh6-2i6t9mkx9o0xu0u4uq.jpg\" title=\"Pirates.\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/11\/aleqm5ghq0cmhh6-2i6t9mkx9o0xu0u4uq.jpg\" alt=\"Pirates.\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So let me get this straight:  A gang of pirates have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/WORLD\/africa\/11\/02\/somalia.pirates.japan.ap\/index.html\" title=\"CNN:  Somali pirates want U.S. Navy to back off.\">hijacked <\/a>a tanker carrying the highly flammable chemical <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Benzene\" title=\"Wikipedia:  Benzene.\">Benzene<\/a> and are now threatening the US Navy ship that is planning an assault on the vessel.<\/p>\n<p>Do they not know what we are capable of?  Not since the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/First_Barbary_War\" title=\"Wikipedia:  First Barbary War.\">First Barbary War<\/a> have I been so fed up with Piracy.  What these pirates don&#8217;t get is we&#8217;ve been at this pirate fighting thing since the very beginning.  The first thing we did after kicking the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/American_revolution\" title=\"Wikipedia:  American Revolution.\">English <\/a>out of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/13_colonies\" title=\"Wikipedia:  13 Colonies.\">Colonies <\/a>was go find some pirates to fuck with.  It&#8217;s practically our National Birthright.<\/p>\n<p>As a Nation we are nothing if we&#8217;re not kickass pirate fighters.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So let me get this straight: A gang of pirates have hijacked a tanker carrying the highly flammable chemical Benzene and are now threatening the US Navy ship that is planning an assault on the vessel. Do they not know what we are capable of? Not since the First Barbary War have I been so [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[285],"class_list":["post-2562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vikingspirates","tag-pirates"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-Fk","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2562"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}