{"id":2722,"date":"2007-12-17T23:48:26","date_gmt":"2007-12-18T04:48:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2721"},"modified":"2007-12-17T23:48:26","modified_gmt":"2007-12-18T04:48:26","slug":"chinese-democracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2722","title":{"rendered":"Chinese Democracy?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Axl<\/p>\n

This past week Axl Rose nearly killed<\/a> a school teacher in Roxbury, Conn. Three teenagers who also moonlight as school custodians took to the PA system for a little Welcome to the Jungle<\/em>. Of course the kids had to work with old material because Chinese Democracy<\/a> will never see the light of day. There was only one problem: a teacher who’s worst fear is Axl Rose was working late:<\/p>\n

State police say the teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N’ Roses song over the public address system for a threat.<\/p>\n

She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.<\/p>\n

Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.<\/p>\n

Police say one of them sang “Welcome to the Jungle” into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics “You’re in the jungle baby; you’re gonna die.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m relativley sure that the teacher didn’t mistake anything. Every Guns N’ Roses song is a direct physical threat<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

Look what happened to Kurt Cobain:<\/p>\n

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