{"id":2782,"date":"2008-01-23T11:57:17","date_gmt":"2008-01-23T16:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2780"},"modified":"2008-01-23T11:57:17","modified_gmt":"2008-01-23T16:57:17","slug":"man-1-crocodile-1-lessons-learned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2782","title":{"rendered":"Man 1, Crocodile 1:  Lessons Learned."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i.l.cnn.net\/cnn\/2008\/WORLD\/asiapcf\/01\/23\/australia.crocodile\/art.croc.afp.gi.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>After hearing of about how a man was <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2008\/WORLD\/asiapcf\/01\/23\/australia.crocodile\/index.html\" title=\"CNN:   Man shoots co-worker while rescuing him from crocodile.\">rescued<\/a> from the clutches of a Crocodile&#8217;s jaw this past week in Australia I was relieved.  Now that time has passed and I&#8217;ve had time to reflect I think there are lessons to be learned from this near disaster:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Never except employment from a &#8216;<a href=\"http:\/\/news.nationalgeographic.com\/news\/2003\/10\/1003_031003_crocfarm.html\" title=\"National Geographic:  Occupational Hazard: Life on a Croc Farm.\">Crocodile Farm<\/a>&#8216;.<\/li>\n<li>If you do find yourself employed by a Crocodile Farm make sure not to be responsible for collecting Crocodile eggs.<\/li>\n<li>Create a good working relationship with your coworkers (they&#8217;re the only who can help you if and when the giant reptile you decided to work with on a daily basis decides to eat you).<\/li>\n<li>Verify that your coworker has at least average marksmanship skills.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After hearing of about how a man was rescued from the clutches of a Crocodile&#8217;s jaw this past week in Australia I was relieved. Now that time has passed and I&#8217;ve had time to reflect I think there are lessons to be learned from this near disaster: Never except employment from a &#8216;Crocodile Farm&#8216;. If [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-common-man","category-random-thought"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-IS","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2782","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}