{"id":2925,"date":"2008-06-01T11:27:57","date_gmt":"2008-06-01T16:27:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2925"},"modified":"2008-06-01T11:27:57","modified_gmt":"2008-06-01T16:27:57","slug":"may-fest-chicago","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2925","title":{"rendered":"May Fest Chicago"},"content":{"rendered":"

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After a hard fought battle of Kickball we headed to May Fest Chicago<\/a> in Lincoln Square for a afternoon of German drinking. \u00a0In the photograph above you can see that Dom and I need body guards while attending such events.<\/p>\n

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My thoughts on May Fest Chicago:<\/p>\n

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  1. Five dollar ‘german’ felt hats are worth every penny.\u00a0<\/li>\n
  2. ‘Stroller People’ should not attend ‘German drinking festivals’.<\/li>\n
  3. Douchebags can be parents too.<\/li>\n
  4. May Fest Chicago a is clinic in bad parenting.<\/li>\n
  5. Keeping your child on a leash is not a ‘solution’.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    <\/a>In the photograph above Dom has just done the math and has calculated that a German felt hat w\/feather\u00a0only costs\u00a0\u20ac3.40.<\/p>\n

    He is\u00a0now acutely aware of the crisis that is the US Dollar.<\/p>\n

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    After a hard fought battle of Kickball we headed to May Fest Chicago in Lincoln Square for a afternoon of German drinking. \u00a0In the photograph above you can see that Dom and I need body guards while attending such events. \u00a0 My thoughts on May Fest Chicago: Five dollar ‘german’ felt hats are worth every […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[486,155,209,218],"class_list":["post-2925","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-common-man","tag-beer","tag-german","tag-lincoln-square","tag-may-fest-chicago"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-Lb","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2925\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}