{"id":2929,"date":"2008-06-11T09:19:37","date_gmt":"2008-06-11T14:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2929"},"modified":"2008-06-11T09:19:37","modified_gmt":"2008-06-11T14:19:37","slug":"apology-check","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=2929","title":{"rendered":"Apology Check."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"IMG_1781.JPG by bronder, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/bronder\/2563657710\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3064\/2563657710_bcd13dd085.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1781.JPG\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This past weekend I got my <a title=\"IRS.gov:  Stimulus Check\" href=\"http:\/\/www.irs.gov\/newsroom\/article\/0,,id=180247,00.html\">George W. Bush Apology Check<\/a>. \u00a0For those who have know idea what I&#8217;m talking about it&#8217;s the check from the President\u00a0that says:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Sorry for ruining your country for the past seven and a half years, please take this money. \u00a0I know it&#8217;s small but it&#8217;s the most I could do considering the current state of things.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, I&#8217;m sorry.<\/p>\n<p>My bad.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>What I find most ironic about my Apology Check is that it was issued from the\u00a0Treasury\u00a0Department&#8217;s Austin, Texas office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This past weekend I got my George W. Bush Apology Check. \u00a0For those who have know idea what I&#8217;m talking about it&#8217;s the check from the President\u00a0that says: Sorry for ruining your country for the past seven and a half years, please take this money. \u00a0I know it&#8217;s small but it&#8217;s the most I could [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-common-man","category-random-thought"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-Lf","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2929"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}