{"id":298,"date":"2006-05-21T12:03:25","date_gmt":"2006-05-21T17:03:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=298"},"modified":"2006-05-21T12:03:25","modified_gmt":"2006-05-21T17:03:25","slug":"476-miles-as-the-crow-flies-minus-two-buritos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=298","title":{"rendered":"476 miles as the crow flies (minus two buritos)."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yesterday before work I stopped by the ice cream bar at FAO Schwarz<\/a> to have a $14 Milk Shake<\/a> and I happened across the Dallas Cowboys’<\/a> 1st round Draft Pick Bobby Carpenter<\/a>. This is really of no consequence but I also saw him last year in Columbus with the same woman eating a massive burrito at Chipotle<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Just kind of interesting. The Buckeye<\/a> jacket gave him away. Did I mention the milk shake was $14… The Sundae was more.<\/p>\n

Update:<\/p>\n

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I’ve been recently been notified that it wasn’t Bobby Caprenter<\/a> but actually Nick Mangold<\/a>. This makes sense since I’m in New York and Mangold signed with the Jets<\/a>. As you can see by the photographs above this is an easy mistake from accross the room. If I only I had my team of interns working on this it wouldn’t be a problem.<\/p>\n

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