{"id":304,"date":"2006-05-01T10:19:12","date_gmt":"2006-05-01T14:19:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=304"},"modified":"2006-05-01T10:19:12","modified_gmt":"2006-05-01T14:19:12","slug":"cant-get-no-satisfaction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=304","title":{"rendered":"Can't Get No (satisfaction)."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Last week in New Zealand Rolling Stones’<\/a> lead guitarist, Keith Richards<\/a> fell out of a coconut tree. I want that to sink in… Kieth Richards FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE<\/a>. Details about this incedent are sketchy but the New Zealand’s Sunday Star-Times<\/a> has reported that after the fall Keith jumped on a jetski and proceeded to crash that as well. As expected, many fans have gathered outside the hospital where Keith is being treated to wish him well:<\/p>\n

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“Nobody likes falling from a height like that, but he’s never fallen from grace for me,” Dave Buchanan told the Sunday Star-Times.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

I can’t say I’m suprised by this but if there had to be a Rock Icon<\/i> that was going to fall from a coconut tree you knew it was going to be Keith Richards.<\/p>\n

On a side note Keith Richards is invincible<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Last week in New Zealand Rolling Stones’ lead guitarist, Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree. I want that to sink in… Kieth Richards FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE. Details about this incedent are sketchy but the New Zealand’s Sunday Star-Times has reported that after the fall Keith jumped on a jetski and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-304","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-music","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-4U","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=304"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/304\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=304"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=304"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=304"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}