{"id":3068,"date":"2008-12-09T12:43:01","date_gmt":"2008-12-09T17:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=3068"},"modified":"2008-12-09T12:43:01","modified_gmt":"2008-12-09T17:43:01","slug":"world-mulls-piracy-strategy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=3068","title":{"rendered":"World Mulls Piracy Strategy."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/drstrangelove2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3069\" title=\"drstrangelove2\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/12\/drstrangelove2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have to admit that I&#8217;m kind of at the end of the line when it comes to these god damn <a title=\"AFP:  Hostage crew in breakout bid as world mulls piracy strategy.\" href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/hostednews\/afp\/article\/ALeqM5gmHidmpbOcTQ-zbDpelR6u8Nat_w\">pirates<\/a>. \u00a0It&#8217;s not that complicated, we&#8217;ve been down this road <a title=\"Wikipedia:  First Barbary War.\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/First_Barbary_War\">before<\/a>. \u00a0The marines even wrote a theme <a title=\"Wikipedia:  Marine Hymn.\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Marine_Hymn\">song<\/a> about it once. \u00a0We basically need to send a boat full of marines to Somali, let said marines destroy their own boat to demonstrate their seriousness and then basically fight the pirates in hand-to-hand combat. \u00a0Of course there will be\u00a0casualties but this blatant disregard for international law is getting to be pretty absurd. \u00a0I know, I know&#8230; it&#8217;s a vast body of water we&#8217;re talking about. \u00a0Well, so is the Atlantic and that didn&#8217;t stop\u00a0<a title=\"Wikipedia:  Robert Maynard.\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Robert_Maynard\">Robert Maynard<\/a> from tracking down\u00a0<a title=\"Wikipedia:  Edward Teach.\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Blackbeard\">Edward Teach<\/a>\u00a0in 1718.<\/p>\n<p>This has to end.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s just hope the <a title=\"Wikipedia:  Viking Age poop is green ya\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Viking_Age#poop_is_green_ya\">Vikings<\/a> don&#8217;t start raiding Europe again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have to admit that I&#8217;m kind of at the end of the line when it comes to these god damn pirates. \u00a0It&#8217;s not that complicated, we&#8217;ve been down this road before. \u00a0The marines even wrote a theme song about it once. \u00a0We basically need to send a boat full of marines to Somali, let [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[285],"class_list":["post-3068","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-vikingspirates","tag-pirates"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-Nu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3068","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3068"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3068\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3068"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3068"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3068"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}