{"id":426,"date":"2004-03-12T16:00:52","date_gmt":"2004-03-12T20:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=426"},"modified":"2004-03-12T16:00:52","modified_gmt":"2004-03-12T20:00:52","slug":"bush-and-science-have-a-conversation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=426","title":{"rendered":"Bush and Science have a conversation."},"content":{"rendered":"

When I hear Right-wing Christian’s refer to the scriptures all I can think of is the \tPlanet of the Apes (not the Marky Mark version) and I always think those are the \tscriptures they’re referring too.<\/p>\n

President Bush and Science sit down for a chat:<\/p>\n

Pres. Bush:\t\t“Science, you’re either with us or against us!”<\/p>\n

Science:\t\t“What the hell are you talking about!?!”<\/p>\n

Pres. Bush:\t\t“I said we want you Dead or Alive, Science!”<\/p>\n

Science:\t\t“Me? Science.”<\/p>\n

Pres. Bush:\t\t“Yup, Science you are a imminent threat to America”<\/p>\n

Science:\t\t“You’re the leader of the Free World?”<\/p>\n

Pres Bush:\t\t“Yup, don’t mess with Texas.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

When science is the enemy: Welcome to Bush World<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When I hear Right-wing Christian’s refer to the scriptures all I can think of is the Planet of the Apes (not the Marky Mark version) and I always think those are the scriptures they’re referring too. President Bush and Science sit down for a chat: Pres. Bush: “Science, you’re either with us or against us!” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-6S","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=426"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/426\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}