{"id":564,"date":"2004-08-25T14:56:42","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T18:56:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=564"},"modified":"2004-08-25T14:56:42","modified_gmt":"2004-08-25T18:56:42","slug":"chocolate-pepsi-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=564","title":{"rendered":"Chocolate Pepsi Bitch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"pepsi.gif\" id=\"image563\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/pepsi.gif\" \/><br \/>\nChocolate <a target=\"_top\" href=\"http:\/\/www.pepsi.com\/%27\">Pepsi<\/a> is a new product I&#8217;m working on.  I figure this will give a pepsi a chance to get the <s>urban<\/s> hip-hop crowd.  All Pepsi has  to do is play the whole <a target=\"_top\" href=\"http:\/\/www.vanillacoke.com\/\">Vanilla Coke<\/a> for yuppies&#8217; line and their in.<\/p>\n<p>Think of Ice-T yelling at a couple of white kids drinking Vanillia Coke:<\/p>\n<p>Ice-T:       Chocolate Pepsi Bitch!<br \/>\nWhite Kids:  Ahh?  (cowering in fear).<br \/>\nIce-T:       Vanilla Coke&#8217;s a Ho!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chocolate Pepsi is a new product I&#8217;m working on. I figure this will give a pepsi a chance to get the urban hip-hop crowd. All Pepsi has to do is play the whole Vanilla Coke for yuppies&#8217; line and their in. Think of Ice-T yelling at a couple of white kids drinking Vanillia Coke: Ice-T: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-96","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}