{"id":581,"date":"2004-09-02T09:11:48","date_gmt":"2004-09-02T13:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=581"},"modified":"2004-09-02T09:11:48","modified_gmt":"2004-09-02T13:11:48","slug":"and-you-thought-they-were-optimistic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=581","title":{"rendered":"And you thought they were optimistic."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"dick1.gif\" id=\"image579\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/dick11.gif\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"zell.gif\" id=\"image580\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/zell1.gif\" \/><br \/>\nI guess the positive is that VP Dick didn&#8217;t eat any children. I guess the convention is going good so far, besides the whole flip-flop hand jester (what the fuck was that?) Zell Miller seemed like a raging lunatic and Dich Cheney didn&#8217;t seem any more human (even though he mentioned his grand children twice).<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"posted\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I guess the positive is that VP Dick didn&#8217;t eat any children. I guess the convention is going good so far, besides the whole flip-flop hand jester (what the fuck was that?) Zell Miller seemed like a raging lunatic and Dich Cheney didn&#8217;t seem any more human (even though he mentioned his grand children twice).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-9n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}