{"id":651,"date":"2004-10-18T11:09:54","date_gmt":"2004-10-18T15:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=651"},"modified":"2004-10-18T11:09:54","modified_gmt":"2004-10-18T15:09:54","slug":"for-anyone-who-didnt-see-john-stewart-call-tucker-a-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/?p=651","title":{"rendered":"For anyone who didn&#039;t see John Stewart call Tucker a Dick."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image650\" alt=\"tucker.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/09\/tucker1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For those who didn&#8217;t hear the American Hero <a target=\"_top\" href=\"http:\/\/www.comedycentral.com\/tv_shows\/thedailyshowwithjonstewart\/\">John Stewart<\/a> was on <a target=\"_top\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/CNN\/Programs\/crossfire\/\">CNN&#8217;s CrossFire<\/a> last friday and he had some kind words for the hosts:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>STEWART: In many ways, it&#8217;s funny. And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad.<br \/>\nBEGALA: We have noticed.<br \/>\nSTEWART: And I wanted to &#8212; I felt that that wasn&#8217;t fair and I should come here and tell you that I don&#8217;t &#8212; it&#8217;s not so much that it&#8217;s bad, as it&#8217;s hurting America.<br \/>\nCARLSON: But in its defense&#8230;<br \/>\nSTEWART: So I wanted to come here today and say&#8230;Here&#8217;s just what I wanted to tell you guys.<br \/>\nCARLSON: Yes.<br \/>\nSTEWART: Stop.<br \/>\nSTEWART: Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.<br \/>\nBEGALA: OK. Now<br \/>\nSTEWART: And come work for us, because we, as the people&#8230;<br \/>\nCARLSON: How do you pay?<br \/>\nSTEWART: The people &#8212; not well.<br \/>\nBEGALA: Better than CNN, I&#8217;m sure.<br \/>\nSTEWART: But you can sleep at night.<br \/>\nSTEWART: See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now, you&#8217;re helping the politicians and the corporations. And we&#8217;re left out there to mow our lawns.<br \/>\nBEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we&#8217;re too rough on them when they make mistakes.<br \/>\nSTEWART: No, no, no, you&#8217;re not too rough on them. You&#8217;re part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you call it, hacks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You can view the <a target=\"_top\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dailykos.com\/story\/2004\/10\/15\/183457\/32\">clip<\/a> or read the transcript <a target=\"_top\" href=\"http:\/\/transcripts.cnn.com\/TRANSCRIPTS\/0410\/15\/cf.01.html\">here<\/a>.  Stewart goes on to make fun of Tucker&#8217;s bow tie and then calls him a dick.  <a target=\"_top\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mtv.com\/chooseorlose\/headlines\/news.jhtml?id=1492305\">MTV News<\/a> covered the story with this headline: Jon Stewart Bitchslaps CNN&#8217;s &#8216;Crossfire&#8217; Show<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those who didn&#8217;t hear the American Hero John Stewart was on CNN&#8217;s CrossFire last friday and he had some kind words for the hosts: STEWART: In many ways, it&#8217;s funny. And I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-651","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-technology"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pazIS5-av","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=651"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/651\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=651"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=651"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blackhandproductions.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=651"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}