Author Archives: Nik Bronder

Just Say No to Hosre Horse Cops.

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As many of you know I’m not a big fan of hosre horse cops. I’ve had some past experiences with horse cops that didn’t go all to well (including and not limited to horse shit left by horse cops on my street for over a week). So I can understand this story of Corey Logan hitting an Athens Police horse between the eyes.

I’ve always been told that in a fight between man and horse the only way to win is to hit the horse right between the eyes.

Snoop Got the hook up.

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Snoop Dogg was released from a London jail after his entourage threw down at London Heathrow Airport. If you’re not familiar with Snoop’s arrest it occurred after members of his posse where not allowed in the VIP lounge at Heathrow due to the fact that they only had Business Class tickets. I know this sounds outrageous but as anyone who’s had to transfer at Heathrow can tell you at any moment you’re likely to throw down. I’m guess Snoop and the boys spent about two and a half hours to find the VIP lounge only to find out that thier Buiness Class tickets wouldn’t let them in. At any other airport this would be no big deal, but at Heathrow the Business Class lounge is more than likely 2 bus transfers and one gaultlet run away. Unlike the rest of us, Snoop got Zinzi Mandela, daughter of former South African President Nelson Mandela, to bail him out.

Snoop stuck it to the Crown like all of us wish we could.

Can't Get No (satisfaction).

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Last week in New Zealand Rolling Stones’ lead guitarist, Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree. I want that to sink in… Kieth Richards FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE. Details about this incedent are sketchy but the New Zealand’s Sunday Star-Times has reported that after the fall Keith jumped on a jetski and proceeded to crash that as well. As expected, many fans have gathered outside the hospital where Keith is being treated to wish him well:

“Nobody likes falling from a height like that, but he’s never fallen from grace for me,” Dave Buchanan told the Sunday Star-Times.

I can’t say I’m suprised by this but if there had to be a Rock Icon that was going to fall from a coconut tree you knew it was going to be Keith Richards.

On a side note Keith Richards is invincible