Author Archives: Nik Bronder

The Treeman Cometh.

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Sometimes the best cover is provided by nature. I highly recommend treehats next time you’re out on the town.

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This man is qualified for the ‘Oldest Man at the Bar’ award on Saturday night at Panini’s Bar & Grill, If you look closely you can tell that he is an ‘OSU DAD'(which might explain his oldness).

There will be more pictures from the evening in the Photo of the Day section.

With us or against us.

I thought we were good friends with the Saudi’s? After all were fighting the same evil right? Or are we?

Saudi Crown Prince Abdullah told his nation on State Television the following regarding the recent terror attacks in the Kingdom:

“Zionism is behind it.  It has become clear now.  It has become clear to us.   I don’t say, I mean…  It is not 100 percent, but 95 percent that the Zionist hands are behind what happened.”

I thought we we’re both fighting extremism and Al Qaida? But wait there’s more…

Prince Nayef, the Saudi Interior Minister, chimed in with this little tidbit:

“Al-Qaida is backed by Israel and Zionism.”

It gets harder to believe most of the highjackers were Saudi every day.

A good idea and insanity.

Last night a friend an I were at Mac’s Cafe in the Short North and I saw something you would least expect in a bar. A hair cut. This girl who was on something (probably ‘Wagon Wheels’–> see bottom of post.) was stumbling around all evening and then the next thing you know she comes out of the restroom with a buzz hair cut. Her friend completely cut all of her hair off. It was like I was in another world. The bartender complemented her saying how cute she looked. It was insane. My comrade for the evening, Luke, decided to use the restroom before we left and on his way back to the table he decdided to check out the ‘pool room’ and notices the buzz girl shirtless hiding behind the pool table.

An utterly absurd incident.

A good idea: During all the upheaval of a bar room hair cut, Luke and I came up with the idea that if we ever have to resign from a job we will use the ‘Nixon Resignation Speech’. We will change some of the names and replace ‘United States of America’ with whatever company we work for and it will become our official resignation letter.

Wagon Wheels: When I was in high school we had to take this crazy test about drugs where they asked us all these questions to see what we actually knew about drugs. One of the questions was something like which of the following are not drugs and our choices where A. Pot, B. Wagon Wheels, C. Coke, D. Smack. Of course after the test everyone in school was trying to get their hands on some Wagon Wheels.