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Can't Get No (satisfaction).

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Last week in New Zealand Rolling Stones’ lead guitarist, Keith Richards fell out of a coconut tree. I want that to sink in… Kieth Richards FELL OUT OF A COCONUT TREE. Details about this incedent are sketchy but the New Zealand’s Sunday Star-Times has reported that after the fall Keith jumped on a jetski and proceeded to crash that as well. As expected, many fans have gathered outside the hospital where Keith is being treated to wish him well:

“Nobody likes falling from a height like that, but he’s never fallen from grace for me,” Dave Buchanan told the Sunday Star-Times.

I can’t say I’m suprised by this but if there had to be a Rock Icon that was going to fall from a coconut tree you knew it was going to be Keith Richards.

On a side note Keith Richards is invincible

Fanatic.

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In Pittsburgh this past Sunday a Steelers fan almost died…
Terry O’Neill, 50, of Pittsburgh was at the local watering hole when Jerome Bettis was just about to put the game away but instead fumbled what seemed to be his career (and the season). This was clearly more than O’Neill could take, he literally went into Cardiac Arrest after the fumble. O’Neill was down and out and didn’t get to see Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger make a season saving tackle.

A True Die Hard Fan.

Piracy Once Again?

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As many of you know Piracy is still a problem many of us deal with on a daily basis. Some more than others. Recently, in what is becoming an all too common occurrence, Pirates attempted to raid a cruise liner off the coast of Somalia. The attack was thwarted by a quick-thinking sea captain and his trusty Sonic Weapon which managed to shoot bursts of earsplitting noise in a directed beam towards the pirates. This gave the sea captain enough time to get the hell out of there but not after the pirates got off a volley from their newly acquired bazooka. Pirates have been using cannons for centuries but this is the first time I can recall one using a bazooka.

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Piracy has been on the rise world wide. Use the above image to note the most troublesome spots. Avoid them at all costs, that is unless you have a Sonic Weapon. It’s the only thing I know that will stop a pirate and that is only temporary because pirates are tenacious.