As many of you know Piracy is still a problem many of us deal with on a daily basis. Some more than others. Recently, in what is becoming an all too common occurrence, Pirates attempted to raid a cruise liner off the coast of Somalia. The attack was thwarted by a quick-thinking sea captain and his trusty Sonic Weapon which managed to shoot bursts of earsplitting noise in a directed beam towards the pirates. This gave the sea captain enough time to get the hell out of there but not after the pirates got off a volley from their newly acquired bazooka. Pirates have been using cannons for centuries but this is the first time I can recall one using a bazooka.

Piracy has been on the rise world wide. Use the above image to note the most troublesome spots. Avoid them at all costs, that is unless you have a Sonic Weapon. It’s the only thing I know that will stop a pirate and that is only temporary because pirates are tenacious.