Last night a friend an I were at Mac’s Cafe in the Short North and I saw something you would least expect in a bar. A hair cut. This girl who was on something (probably ‘Wagon Wheels’–> see bottom of post.) was stumbling around all evening and then the next thing you know she comes out of the restroom with a buzz hair cut. Her friend completely cut all of her hair off. It was like I was in another world. The bartender complemented her saying how cute she looked. It was insane. My comrade for the evening, Luke, decided to use the restroom before we left and on his way back to the table he decdided to check out the ‘pool room’ and notices the buzz girl shirtless hiding behind the pool table.

An utterly absurd incident.

A good idea: During all the upheaval of a bar room hair cut, Luke and I came up with the idea that if we ever have to resign from a job we will use the ‘Nixon Resignation Speech’. We will change some of the names and replace ‘United States of America’ with whatever company we work for and it will become our official resignation letter.

Wagon Wheels: When I was in high school we had to take this crazy test about drugs where they asked us all these questions to see what we actually knew about drugs. One of the questions was something like which of the following are not drugs and our choices where A. Pot, B. Wagon Wheels, C. Coke, D. Smack. Of course after the test everyone in school was trying to get their hands on some Wagon Wheels.