Last night Santa put on his old boots once again and went out on the town.

There was a lot of Holiday Cheer spread as you can see in the pictures above. We used the Polaroid camera to devastating effect, pleasing many children along the way. Dan dressed as a complete mantle, with stocking hung with care and filled with candy. We’re thinking next year he needs a second stocking with coal to hand out to assholes. The night was rather successful, besides a dispute with Jesus just about everyone else was pretty pleased with Santa.

One might not take Ted for the dancing type but they would be sorely mistake. I pretty sure he danced with more women last night than Santa has in his entire life. Which isn’t too much because Santa only really dances the native ‘North Pole Stomp’ which is pretty much a russian dance with no partners because Russia can be a cold, dark lonely place.

Santa heads home once again.

Thanks to all who took part in Santa’s pub crawl. I look forward to seeing you next year. To those who didn’t make you know which list you’re on now… the one that involes coal.