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Horse Cops Defend Baseball.

Horse Cops

You might recall my disdain for Horse Cops… well it still grows. Last night we checked out the Mets – Pirates game and on our way into the stadium I saw my mortal enemy: 2 Horse Cops. Thankfully these horse cops weren’t chasing people; as is their habit. There also was no tear gas used on the public which is the Horse Cops weapon of choice.

Onto the game. Which the Mets won 7-5. My favorite player Billy Wagner had a successful outing, Jose Reyes had a stolen base, which I’m told he’s pretty good at. On top of all this we got to see a mullet sitting a couple rows in front of us.

As they say… it was a fun time had by all.

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Piracy Once Again?

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As many of you know Piracy is still a problem many of us deal with on a daily basis. Some more than others. Recently, in what is becoming an all too common occurrence, Pirates attempted to raid a cruise liner off the coast of Somalia. The attack was thwarted by a quick-thinking sea captain and his trusty Sonic Weapon which managed to shoot bursts of earsplitting noise in a directed beam towards the pirates. This gave the sea captain enough time to get the hell out of there but not after the pirates got off a volley from their newly acquired bazooka. Pirates have been using cannons for centuries but this is the first time I can recall one using a bazooka.

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Piracy has been on the rise world wide. Use the above image to note the most troublesome spots. Avoid them at all costs, that is unless you have a Sonic Weapon. It’s the only thing I know that will stop a pirate and that is only temporary because pirates are tenacious.