Author Archives: Nik Bronder

Chocolate Pepsi Bitch!

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Chocolate Pepsi is a new product I’m working on. I figure this will give a pepsi a chance to get the urban hip-hop crowd. All Pepsi has to do is play the whole Vanilla Coke for yuppies’ line and their in.

Think of Ice-T yelling at a couple of white kids drinking Vanillia Coke:

Ice-T: Chocolate Pepsi Bitch!
White Kids: Ahh? (cowering in fear).
Ice-T: Vanilla Coke’s a Ho!

Sacrilege: Rose Bowl cedes to greed.

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The Rose Bowl has put together a package to lure an NFL franchise to Southern California once again. The proposal to revamp the College Football Shrine includes luxury boxes and reducing the seating capacity to 65,000 from 93,500. This move will send shockwave’s from Eugene, Oregon all the way to State College, PA. The Grand Daddy of them all is selling its’ soul to the League.

1948 – Michigan 49 USC 0
Fritz Crisler’s undefeated Michigan (9-0) puts on one of the greatest displays of passing and running to trounce Jeff Cravath’s USC (7-1-1) by a margin of 49-0. Spinner plays featuring Robert Chappuis and Jack Weisenburger chew up the Trojans, and Chappuis passes make them dizzy. Weisenburger scores three touchdowns in the rout. Among Chappuis’ favorite receivers in his 188-yard aerial show are Bump Elliott, Howard Yerges, Dick Rifenberg, Gene Derricotte, Bobby Mann and Bruce Hilkene. USC gets beyond mid-field only twice as Michigan’s defense matches its potent offense.

Photo Submitted and the Season begins.

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Today I submitted this photo to the Stop Bush Project. With any luck it will make it onto the site soon.
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On to a more important subject: EA Sports NCAA 2005. Today will begin the 2004/05 season in my own world. The actual College Football season begins on Saturday night when Southern Cal faces off against Virginia Tech in the BCA Football Classic. The NCAA has eliminated all of the other preseason bowl games such as the Pigskin Classic and the Kick-Off Classic which were last held in 2002. I be live the only reason for the BCA classic still being around is their contract was still intact with big TV. This should be the last year, which is amusing since now the NCAA is looking into adding a permanent 12th game to the regular seasons.