Chocolate Pepsi is a new product I’m working on. I figure this will give a pepsi a chance to get the urban hip-hop crowd. All Pepsi has to do is play the whole Vanilla Coke for yuppies’ line and their in.

Think of Ice-T yelling at a couple of white kids drinking Vanillia Coke:

Ice-T: Chocolate Pepsi Bitch!
White Kids: Ahh? (cowering in fear).
Ice-T: Vanilla Coke’s a Ho!