Author Archives: Nik Bronder

Polital Blogs, Damn you Dean!

Ever since Howard Dean made what seems to be like a billion dollars via the internet everyone and their brother has some intern writing a blog in their name. At least most campaign blogs read like…well blogs. Except for the President’s which reads like a cross between a press release and his official schedule. In other words it blows.

Bush and Science have a conversation.

When I hear Right-wing Christian’s refer to the scriptures all I can think of is the Planet of the Apes (not the Marky Mark version) and I always think those are the scriptures they’re referring too.

President Bush and Science sit down for a chat:

Pres. Bush: “Science, you’re either with us or against us!”

Science: “What the hell are you talking about!?!”

Pres. Bush: “I said we want you Dead or Alive, Science!”

Science: “Me? Science.”

Pres. Bush: “Yup, Science you are a imminent threat to America”

Science: “You’re the leader of the Free World?”

Pres Bush: “Yup, don’t mess with Texas.”

When science is the enemy: Welcome to Bush World.