When I hear Right-wing Christian’s refer to the scriptures all I can think of is the Planet of the Apes (not the Marky Mark version) and I always think those are the scriptures they’re referring too.

President Bush and Science sit down for a chat:

Pres. Bush: “Science, you’re either with us or against us!”

Science: “What the hell are you talking about!?!”

Pres. Bush: “I said we want you Dead or Alive, Science!”

Science: “Me? Science.”

Pres. Bush: “Yup, Science you are a imminent threat to America”

Science: “You’re the leader of the Free World?”

Pres Bush: “Yup, don’t mess with Texas.”

When science is the enemy: Welcome to Bush World.