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3rd Annual Santa Pub Crawl

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Last night the big man went out for a night of jolly fun on the 3rd Annual Santa Pub Crawl.  As usual we started at Southport Lanes and headed north.  The turnout this year was at least twice as large as the first two crawls.  Thanks to everyone who made out.  If you got coal last night… you know why.

* Side Notes:
* All my photographs from the evening are on here on Flickr.  I plan on posting some of my Polaroids on Monday, they might be some of the best pictures taken.

** Messner’s is off the list.  Out of all the bars we stopped at they considered us a hassle.  There have been some suggestions that we tell the bars ahead of time that we’re coming (maybe work some kind of drink deal into it) but I kind of like the surprise/informality of the whole event.  Back the Messner’s… if Santa rolls into your bar on a Friday night with 20/30 plus jolly fellows you shouldn’t look at it as an inconvenience but as good business.

All the other bars were great and most of them weren’t that busy so it worked out well.

*** Highlight of my night had to be when we’re waiting for the Brown Line at the Addison Station and I’m doing the whole Santa thing when a young girl and her father get off the train on the opposite platform.  I shout out some ‘Ho Ho Ho’s’ and a Merry Christmas and the girls waving at Santa and goes off skipping down the platform with her father… Fast forward several hours and bars later and her father is on the tour.  Hilarious.

**** Santa ended the night at Burrito House. Feliz Navidad!

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*** Santa has hit the wall:

Santa has hit the wall.

Another batch of brew.

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This past week Julie and I brewed another batch of beer.  After our disaster with a Blueberry Ale* we decided to go back to the American Ale we brewed the first time around.  Everything went smoothly so far, we’ll probably do a tasting this weekend.  As you can see in the photograph I’ve been busy with the labels.

* About a month ago I decided I wanted to do a Blueberry Ale so on a recommendation we tried the Brooklyn Brew Shop which sells speciality brew kits with grain instead of extract.  They had a Blackberry Ale which could easily be turned into a Blueberry Ale so we decided to put an order in.  I ordered my supplies on September 30th and I didn’t hear back for quite awhile.  So after several emails and delays I wrote the following that sums up my experience with the Brooklyn Brew Shop:

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On Oct 20, 2009, at 9:46 PM, Nik Bronder wrote:
Ok, I’m not trying to be a dick but bear with me…
On a recommendation from a friend who had just ordered a batch of Chocolate Maple Porter I decided to check you out.  I’ve pondered ordering the Blackberry Red Ale for a couple of weeks because I’ve always liked Blue Berry Ale and I figured that would work.  Then Iread the article in the read the write up in the Times (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/22/nyregion/22entry.html) and I figure what the hell I’ll just place my order. So I do, on September 30th.  I get the tracking number but I don’t check it until about a week later (October 6th) and I noticed right after it was created it was voided.  How this happened we’ll never know but I know that my credit card charge wasn’t voided.  It was processed.  Yet I went 7 days with no word that my order was voided.  I would have expected you to notice this and let me know.  Instead I just kept waiting for a week before I checked why my stuff didn’t come through.  Kind of pissed me off.  Whatever, I’ve been dicked around before.  So I send an email on the 6th and you respond that you were “just alerted by UPS about a problem with the shipment”.  Cool, I’ll get my shit soon.  So I don’t bitch. I wait two days (Oct. 8th) and I email asking for a tracking number so I can follow in case this shipment gets voided like the first. No response.  FOR EIGHT DAYS.  So I email again (Oct. 16th) asking for updates and explaining that I’m pretty frustrated at this point.  You mention that there was some issue with the mix’s particular yeast and the previous mix up and it will be there on Monday.  Great.  You offer me to take $15 off my next order, whatever.  SO THE KIT FINALLY ARRIVES AND THERE’S NO FUCKING DIRECTIONS.  Awesome.  I’m sure I can figure stuff out but I call my friend who recommended you (and he mentions similar mishaps with shipping) and he says there was an envelope with instructions in his kit.  So I email you last night asking if you can send me the directions via email no big deal.  No response.
Look, clearly you have serious communication issues.  Maybe you should only sell your stuff at the flea market because you’re not doing to well with this whole online thing.  It’s really not that hard to get some one to maintain contact with your customers, especially in this economy.  Which brings me to my point.  I’m spending a good amount of money to try your stuff.  I live in the Chicago, I could easily utilize my friends to the North in Wisconsin for any ingredients I want, but I tried you because I liked what you were trying to do.
Yet here I am fucked.
I don’t want any discounts, I don’t want any freebies.  I just want you to email me my directions for the black berry ale and we’ll cut our ties.  I will no longer be your customer and you will no longer be my vendor.
Nik Bronder
nikbronder@gmail.com
www.blackhandproductions.com

On Oct 20, 2009, at 9:46 PM, Nik Bronder wrote:

Ok, I’m not trying to be a dick but bear with me…

On a recommendation from a friend who had just ordered a batch of Chocolate Maple Porter I decided to check you out.  I’ve pondered ordering the Blackberry Red Ale for a couple of weeks because I’ve always liked Blue Berry Ale and I figured that would work.  Then I read the article in the Times (http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/22/nyregion/22entry.html) and I figure what the hell I’ll just place my order.

So I do, on September 30th.  I get the tracking number but I don’t check it until about a week later (October 6th) and I noticed right after it was created it was voided.  How this happened we’ll never know but I know that my credit card charge wasn’t voided.  It was processed. Yet I went 7 days with no word that my order was voided.

I would have expected you to notice this and let me know.  Instead I just kept waiting for a week before I checked why my stuff didn’t come through.  Kind of pissed me off. Whatever, I’ve been dicked around before.  So I send an email on the 6th and you respond that you were “just alerted by UPS about a problem with the shipment”.  Cool, I’ll get my shit soon.  So I don’t bitch. I wait two days (Oct. 8th) and I email asking for a tracking number so I can follow in case this shipment gets voided like the first.

No response.  FOR EIGHT DAYS.

So I email again (Oct. 16th) asking for updates and explaining that I’m pretty frustrated at this point.  You mention that there was some issue with the mix’s particular yeast and the previous mix up and it will be there on Monday.  Great. You offer me to take $15 off my next order, whatever.

SO THE KIT FINALLY ARRIVES AND THERE’S NO FUCKING DIRECTIONS.

Awesome.  I’m sure I can figure stuff out but I call my friend who recommended you (and he mentions similar mishaps with shipping) and he says there was an envelope with instructions in his kit.  So I email you last night asking if you can send me the directions via email no big deal.  No response.

Look, clearly you have serious communication issues.  Maybe you should only sell your stuff at the flea market because you’re not doing to well with this whole online thing.  It’s really not that hard to get some one to maintain contact with your customers, especially in this economy.  Which brings me to my point. I’m spending a good amount of money to try your stuff.  I live in the Chicago, I could easily utilize my friends to the North in Wisconsin for any ingredients I want, but I tried you because I liked what you were trying to do.

Yet here I am fucked.

I don’t want any discounts, I don’t want any freebies.  I just want you to email me my directions for the black berry ale and we’ll cut our ties.  I will no longer be your customer and you will no longer be my vendor.


Nik Bronder
nikbronder@gmail.com
www.blackhandproductions.com

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Of course they replied that they understood my frustration and that they’d give me a free batch of stuff if I wanted to continue doing business.  I declined. Long story short, the Blueberry Ale turned out worse than this transition and we ditched it before we bottled. We’ll try again soon.  I’m sure it wasn’t the ingredients but our execution combined with bad karma.

Grain Kits are not for me.

3rd Annual Santa Pub Crawl Invite.

Once again it’s that time of year for the old man to put on the boots and head out for a jolly good time. You’re invited to Santa’s Pub Crawl on Friday, December 11th. The route is set and we plan to navigate Southport starting at Southport Lanes at 8pm and head North as far as we get. Santa plans to bring along a helper with a Polaroid camera and enough film for everyone who wants one. I know, you may be thinking how does Santa have Polaroid film as they stopped producing instant film in 2008?

Well, the answer is obvious: Elves.

Santa would prefer you to buy him a beer or two because he has all those damn kids to worry about in a couple weeks and teaching Elves to manufacture instant film has been a managerial feat to say the least.

Please use the comments to let me know if you plan to take part.


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