I got to see The Police at Wrigley Field last night (one of two shows at the stadium). Julie and I hung out before hand at The Dark Horse, scouting out the legendary Steelers bar until. We had a couple drinks until we got word from Dom that Sting and his reluctant friends took the stage. We ended up buying tickets outside the stadium for $60 each which wasn’t too bad. I think we only ended up missing 3 songs. The show was good, I could have went without all the “Eeeee-yo!”‘ from Sting but I guess that’s the price you have to pay for a Police Reunion Tour.
Now it’s on to Lollapalooza.
Eeeee-yo must be some chant you need to master in order to have sex for 18 hours. Pretty selfish for sting to be practicing all that shit during his band’s set. Shame on you gordie.
Gordon has to do what is required so that he can have sex at any given moment for the next 18 hours.
I think Eeee-yo really means: I can’t believe you suckers actually listened to my son’s band.
Sting has it all figured out. What does he do that you don’t like? Make millions of dollars? Be a rock star and play sold out stadiums the world over? Have sex for 18 hours at a time?
~Jealous
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