The man in the photograph above was my Beerman last night and it was my privilege to sit in his section. He was the absolute professional; as you can tell by his attire. This Beerman was equipped for any situation, if a play was occurring behind him he could go to one knee in a split second. If he for some reason was required to dive out of the isle he could brace himself with his right wrist knowing full well it was ready for the task at hand. If for some reason at the last moment he needed to clear a way out of section 124 he could do so with his ‘Macgyver’ like shoulder pad.
This was my Beerman.
My only complaint about beerman is that hes not wearing a shirt that is the American flag.
The thing about the Beerman is he’s as American as Apple Pie and you wouldn’t want your apple pie to be covered with Red, White & Blue icing.