God bless Yahoo News. Kasey G. Kazee, of Ashland, KY, has been accused of being the “Duct Tape Bandit”. What is the “Duct Tape Bandit” you ask? Well, of course it’s a man who wraps his head in Duct Tape and robs liquor stores. Why would one wrap their entire head in Duct Tape you ask? Simply put, because they reside below the mason-dixon line. Kazee was of course caught and beaten, here’s where Yahoo News runs with it:
Shamrock Liquors store manager Bill Steele had some duct tape of his own, but his was wrapped around a wooden club that sent the robber fleeing, according to a report by WSAZ-TV in Huntington, WV.
Store employee Craig Miller said he chased the man to the parking lot, tackled him and held him in a choke hold until police arrived. A customer also helped, police said.
Brilliant… Bottle to Throttle.
He should have to keep the tape on his head all though his time in custody, at his court appearence, and finally to jail. The non removal of the tape should be part of his sentence.
I think his probation should include the removal of the 3-5 years worth of duct tape from his head.
* Side Note:
Duct tape starts to stink after awhile, I bet this guy’s head is pretty rank right about now.
Yeah but the thing is, personal foul oder in my estimation is a common occurance amongst southern individuals; especially southern individuals who are willing to wrap their entire head in duct tape.
not sure why that comment showed up under your name….hope people dont think you are responding to yourself. Then theyll really begin to think you’re crazy!!
I fixed it. It seems to think you’re the last person who put the comment in unless you make sure to change the ‘name’. In other words my site is crazy and wants everyone to just talk to themselves.
Uh, hey you two fasco-communisto-capitalisto-empiristo-web 2 point-isto’s: in America, it’s Innocent until Proven Guilty.
Fuck Yeah!
Does that look like the face of an innocent man?