Game On.

Pirates.

So let me get this straight: A gang of pirates have hijacked a tanker carrying the highly flammable chemical Benzene and are now threatening the US Navy ship that is planning an assault on the vessel.

Do they not know what we are capable of? Not since the First Barbary War have I been so fed up with Piracy. What these pirates don’t get is we’ve been at this pirate fighting thing since the very beginning. The first thing we did after kicking the English out of the Colonies was go find some pirates to fuck with. It’s practically our National Birthright.

As a Nation we are nothing if we’re not kickass pirate fighters.

8 thoughts on “Game On.

  1. JIm

    Barbone, I dont have your current email so it looks like the ol Blackhand will be the scene of the official battle. Here it goes:

    CLEVELAND SUCKS.

    more to follow, I promise you that.

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