This past week Axl Rose nearly killed a school teacher in Roxbury, Conn. Three teenagers who also moonlight as school custodians took to the PA system for a little Welcome to the Jungle. Of course the kids had to work with old material because Chinese Democracy will never see the light of day. There was only one problem: a teacher who’s worst fear is Axl Rose was working late:

State police say the teacher at Booth Free School barricaded herself inside a classroom Wednesday when she mistook someone singing a Guns N’ Roses song over the public address system for a threat.

She was working after hours and thought no one else was in the building. Then she heard someone say over the loudspeaker that she was going to die.

Six troopers and three police dogs showed up and found three teenagers, one of them a custodian at the school, who had been playing with the public address system.

Police say one of them sang “Welcome to the Jungle” into the microphone. The song contains the lyrics “You’re in the jungle baby; you’re gonna die.”

I’m relativley sure that the teacher didn’t mistake anything. Every Guns N’ Roses song is a direct physical threat.

Look what happened to Kurt Cobain: