After hearing of about how a man was rescued from the clutches of a Crocodile’s jaw this past week in Australia I was relieved. Now that time has passed and I’ve had time to reflect I think there are lessons to be learned from this near disaster:

1. Never except employment from a ‘Crocodile Farm‘.
2. If you do find yourself employed by a Crocodile Farm make sure not to be responsible for collecting Crocodile eggs.
3. Create a good working relationship with your coworkers (they’re the only who can help you if and when the giant reptile you decided to work with on a daily basis decides to eat you).
4. Verify that your coworker has at least average marksmanship skills.