This past weekend I got my George W. Bush Apology Check.  For those who have know idea what I’m talking about it’s the check from the President that says:

Sorry for ruining your country for the past seven and a half years, please take this money.  I know it’s small but it’s the most I could do considering the current state of things.

Honestly, I’m sorry.

My bad.

What I find most ironic about my Apology Check is that it was issued from the Treasury Department’s Austin, Texas office.