Patrick J. Fitzgerald: Supercop.

For those keeping score at home here’s Supercop Patrick J. Fitzgerald’s record:

  • Governors:  2-0
  • Vice President’s Chief of Staff: 1-0
  • Reporters: 5-0
  • Canadian Media Moguls: 1-0
  • Mafia Bosses:  1-0
  • Terrorist Masterminds: 1-0
  • Chicago City Clerk: 1-0
  • Real Estate Tycoon: 1-0

That’s 12-0.  In other words he’s a 9 on the Badass Scale.

* NY Times Profile here.

3 thoughts on “Patrick J. Fitzgerald: Supercop.”

  1. Nick

    Thats pretty impressive. But is it impressive enough for a BCS title bid? His strength of schedule is not necessarily great considering these guys are making it easy for him being so dumb. Florida can make a case that dealing with southern stupidity is much harder than good ol fashioned midwest ignorance or BIG TEN STANK

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