This is Abduhl Wali-i-Musi, modern day pirate and sole survivor of the failed hijacking of the Maersk Alabama. Wali-i-Musi was captured before his fellow pirates were killed by Navy Seals last week. Musi arrived in New York City last night and will be arraigned on Piracy charges next week in what is probably the first piracy trial in over 125 years.
As you can tell by the guy escorting Wali-i-Musi, we as a nation mean business when it comes to Piracy.
Do you think Under Armour locked up the FBI t-shirt account with the phrase “We must protect this house!” ?
I’m sure the Ol’ Ball Coach commercial is what sealed the deal: