The following are Terms I’ve learned during George W. Bush’s term:

1. Resolve – All I really know about this is that we as a nation, the president, and a whole shitload of others have quite a bit of this. And the Terrorist’s don’t.

2. WMD – I now know this means one shell that contains sarin gas from 20 years ago.

3. UnLawful Combatant – This includes pretty much anyone the administration would like to have a naked photograph of.

4. The Buck Stops Here – I learned that ‘here” is no longer the President’s desk, I assume George got rid of the world’s most powerful paper-weight when he moved in.

5. Mission Accomplished – I learned this term means at least another year of horrible urban war.