What the hell is the Get Motivated Seminar?

I guess it’s one of those things that all god fearing American’s should attend. Here’s the description (seems like a cross between a Cult & Amway):

GET MOTIVATED SEMINAR

June 21 at 8 a.m.- Doors open at 7 a.m.

Join speakers Zig Ziglar,Paul Orfalea, Jessica Lynch, Tom Hopkins, Jim Tressel and Former New York City Mayor Rudolph Giuliani. All speakers live and in person- All in one day!

Tickets: TICKETS CAN NOT BE PURCHASED THROUGH NATIONWIDE ARENA. FOR TICKET INFOMRATION CALL 1-800-451-5676.

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I probably shouldn’t make fun but really, do I need all of these people to ‘motivate’ me? And what are they ‘motivating’ me to do? Make money? I guess it’s blasphemy for me to say this but didn’t Jessica Lynch get captured while her fellow solider’s fought off an attack. This is a blue-blooded American dream: National Icon (Rudi Giuliani), War Hero (Lynch) and Local Football God (Jim Tressel).

What happened to the days when War Hero’s had names like Patton and McArthur.