From Left to Right and what they’ve done to make this a great place to call home:

Tom Ridge: Secretary of Homeland Security – Ridge was instrumental in implementing the Homeland Security Advisory System that we as ‘Resolute Americans’ live are day to day by. Ridge plans his Terror Warnings according to the chatter that occurs every time the president’s political livelihood seems to head south.

Colin Powell: Secretary of State – Powell as you will remember is the guy who fell on his sword for the administration right in front of the United Nations. Powell is what many see as the great tragedy of the Bush administration, I just see him as a man who will never again be trusted by anyone in the world outside the Bush White House.

George W. Bush: War President – We all know this guy, he’s the one that has done nothing but stimulate the economy with tax breaks during times of war. Speaking of war, he’s seems to be a little premature in his declarations.

Donald Rumsfield: Secretary of Defense – Rumsfield is the guy who seems to think Iraq flew planes into our buildings. He also likes the idea of fighting wars without nearly enough troops.

John Ashcroft: United States Attorney General – John will do anything in the name of freedom including detain you for over a year without letting you see your lawyer. John also likes the term enemy combative.

Robert Mueller: Director of the FBI – Mueller is kind of just along for the ride. He inherited the FBI right before the 9/11 attack but he has been more than slow to adapt to the needs of the FBI.

What seems to be missing from this picture? Ahh that’s right some one from the CIA. Remember there the ones we’re supposed to blame for the intelligence failures, they’re the ones that blew the 9/11 plot and the botched the Iraq deal. Where are they on this historic day?