Eurpean scientists have discovered a planet that they are refereing to as a Super Earth. I knew it, I fucking knew it. Super Earth. In every possible way it is better than us:

It could be a rocky planet with a thin atmosphere, a sort of “super Earth,” the researchers said today. But this is no typical Earth. It completes its tight orbit in less than 10 days, compared to the 365 required for our year. Its daytime face would be scorched. The planet’s surface conditions aren’t known, said Portuguese researcher Nuno Santos, who led the discovery. “However, we can expect it to be quite hot, given the proximity to the star.”

There’s only one thing left to do: DESTROY IT!