Those silly North Korean’s. Don’t mind that Mushroom Cloud, it has nothing to do with our desire to acquire Nuclear Weapons. Satellite images from North Korea’s Yongjo-ri in Yanggang Province were reported to contain a mushroom cloud. North Korea as usual was silent for the better part of 24 hours before claiming the explosion was just the Destruction of mountain at the hands of Kim Jong-il.

Think about this for a minute: A mushroom cloud is seen via satellite over North Korea (a country who by all accounts probably has Nuclear Weapons) and North Korea says “Who Me?”, “We were just blowing up mountains.”