From the E-mail List:
A man was attacked by a lion today after attempting to convert the Lion to Christianity.

“Jesus will save you!” the 46-year-old man shouted at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.
“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

After the man was bitten in the leg the zookeepers said he would have been eaten but the lion was fed earlier in the day.

Meanwhile in Gauhati, India an army of Monkeys are attempting to regain their Temple from the evil children:

“They hide in trees and swoop on unsuspecting children loitering about in the temple premises or walking by, clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood,” Bani Kumar Sharma, a priest at the Kamakhya temple in Assam state, told The Associated Press. The temple, one of the most famous in India, is located in Gauhati, Assam’s capital.
“I was returning home from school when a monkey suddenly pounced on me, scratched my head and hand and pushed me to the ground,” said Jolly Sharma, a 6-year-old girl.