After a hard fought battle of Kickball we headed to May Fest Chicago in Lincoln Square for a afternoon of German drinking. In the photograph above you can see that Dom and I need body guards while attending such events.
My thoughts on May Fest Chicago:
- Five dollar ‘german’ felt hats are worth every penny.
- ‘Stroller People’ should not attend ‘German drinking festivals’.
- Douchebags can be parents too.
- May Fest Chicago a is clinic in bad parenting.
- Keeping your child on a leash is not a ‘solution’.
In the photograph above Dom has just done the math and has calculated that a German felt hat w/feather only costs €3.40.
He is now acutely aware of the crisis that is the US Dollar.