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Mushroom Cloud + North Korea

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Those silly North Korean’s. Don’t mind that Mushroom Cloud, it has nothing to do with our desire to acquire Nuclear Weapons. Satellite images from North Korea’s Yongjo-ri in Yanggang Province were reported to contain a mushroom cloud. North Korea as usual was silent for the better part of 24 hours before claiming the explosion was just the Destruction of mountain at the hands of Kim Jong-il.

Think about this for a minute: A mushroom cloud is seen via satellite over North Korea (a country who by all accounts probably has Nuclear Weapons) and North Korea says “Who Me?”, “We were just blowing up mountains.”

I knew it!

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Eurpean scientists have discovered a planet that they are refereing to as a Super Earth. I knew it, I fucking knew it. Super Earth. In every possible way it is better than us:

It could be a rocky planet with a thin atmosphere, a sort of “super Earth,” the researchers said today. But this is no typical Earth. It completes its tight orbit in less than 10 days, compared to the 365 required for our year. Its daytime face would be scorched. The planet’s surface conditions aren’t known, said Portuguese researcher Nuno Santos, who led the discovery. “However, we can expect it to be quite hot, given the proximity to the star.”

There’s only one thing left to do: DESTROY IT!