Three-year-old Robert Moore found a way once again to beat the system…
Moore attempted playing by rules (which were clearly stacked against him), spending his dollar bill on a shity toy that’s been locked away for the last 15 years. As we all know you can’t get anything decent out of those crane machines. We all learn the hard way. Not Bobby Moore. He throws caution to the wind and goes for it. Moore learned early on in life it’s every man for himself. I pose this question:
Who’s playing who?
There is an obvious lesson to be learned here. If you want to get the children of this nation to become insanely motivated, you must use spongebob squarepants as a mind control medium. Clearly the youth of this country will do anything for him. I mean just think if you were “clawin” for beer. I woulda found a way into that machine faster than you could say alcoholism.
Best part is you wrote this at 2:17am. Awesome.
Greatest Generation…
Blow me Brokaw
America breeds sleepless nights. At least for me….its a concern thing.